'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
listen to people when they are mad, it’s the only time you will hear the truth
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted